Steve's Nerdy Songs

I always wanted to be Weird Al Yankovic. Being a punster meant that every song's meaning got twisted. I remember rewriting all the Christmas carols with my Air Force buddies. And we even rewrote "Margaritaville" for Desert Storm:

Wastin' away again in Shaikh-a-Isaville
Searchin' for my trip back to the states
Some people claim that there's a madman to blame
But I know
It's Dick Cheney's fault.

I wrote that in 1990!!!!

Anyway, in the past few years I've turned to more nerdy compositions:

Cocoa Got Blocks (Baby Got Back by Sir Mix-A-Lot)
PR In The Sun (Git, Git) (Island in the Sun by Weezer)
Here's That Bug Again (Here You Come Again by Dolly Parton)
Globals (Royals by Lorde)
Losing My Connection (Losing My Religion by R.E.M.)
It's A Long Way To The Top (by AC/DC)